Life Questions

Life Questions

May 25, 2018

This was sent to me by one of our residents and I thought it was so good I had to share.  Here are some “Life” questions to ponder:

Did you ever wonder…?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?  And Why is it served in triangles?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up
like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

And finally:

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

Quote of the Week:

It’s easy to make a buck. It’s a lot tougher to make a difference.  -Tom Brokaw

Enjoy the week ahead!


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1 COMMENT
  • Diana
    Reply

    Cindy, Those questions are great. Soooo funny, but actually don’t make sense!!

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